I want to be in a relationship but then again I...
I want… to have someone be there for me when i need them. someone i can call mine and no one else’s someone to love and accept me. to have someone to do cute things with. the cute nicknames and neck kisses. I don’t want… someone to have so much affect on my mood I don’t want to get hurt being disappointed in the end. someone to depend on saying goodbyes the fact that it might...
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
yourvoiceinnovember: Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like That was me. I liked to correct teachers (especially the history teachers) on what little they actually knew about the class they were teaching. *nerd*
defend-squidgy: *hardcore whispers the screaming parts*
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
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andralissathomas: 1. Punk!AU 2. ‘The Bed Song’!AU 3. High School!AU 4. Superhero!AU 5. Childhood!AU 6. Genderswap!AU 7. Magic!AU 8. Vampire!AU 9. Werewolf!AU 10. Zombie!AU 11. Barista!AU 12. Hooker!AU 13. Regency!AU 14. Prison!AU 15. College!AU 16. Slavery!AU 17. Pretend Couple!AU 18. Incest!AU 19. Canadian Shack!AU 20. Dub-con!AU 21. M-Preg!AU 22. Secret Siblings!AU 23....
enigmaticrose: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
notoffended: davidstrider: davidstrider: which american president was least guilty lincoln he was in a cent I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
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1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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