ibuybread123: urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick thank god I clicked on this YES.
canadiancharm: lol guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip but then there’s Will Smith
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
caliborns-quality-butt: What if a Vampire and Zombie apocalypse happened at the same time Don’t be on your period and get a lot of beef jerky and ammunition.
“Are Russians homosexual?” “Let’s wait and see until after the war.”
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
alexandraplumpkin: furnweh: Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919 “Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.” Original Badass. All of our presidents combined can’t add up to how much of a badass he was. TR Appreciation Post ‘12 Not to mention he was an attractive mother fucker.
assassins-queen asked: E T U P A G L Z C N? lol, i just picked random letters X)
Anyone want a kink story? I’m bored. :|